10 Ways to get your wife to cook

Guys, if you want to enjoy home cooked food from your wife on a daily basis... Try these...

1. Move to a place where cheap and good local food is not easily available (any part of Singapore does not qualify)... Somewhere out of the city, somewhere boring and dead, somewhere both ur parents are not available... An ideal example of such place would be La Teste, France...

2. Let your wife be taitai (ie, no need to work, just stay at home) so that she has all the time to cook...

3. Introduce her to wives who can cook very well (and pray that they become good friends) so that they can influence and inspire her...

4. Move in to an apartment where you have neighbours who are good cooks and always give some food to you... Over time, your wife will feel paisay and will wanna reciprocate also...

5. Organise potluck gatherings...

6. ALWAYS, and I repeat, ALWAYS, no matter under what circumstances, PRAISE her for her cooking. Always say its delicious. "OK la" does not constitute to nice. "OK la" means its not nice at all but still edible.

7. When she is cooking, the kitchen is her empire. DO NOT go into the kitchen and start giving pointers on how she should do it, unless she asked.

9. Offer to wash the dishes after eating.

10. Buy her a LV bag for her effort in cooking.

And viola, I assure your wife will cook everyday. :D

Surprise Surprise

I think everyone loves surprises. Usually women (who are the more romantic creatures) are better in surprises than men. In me and hub's case, we are the opposite. I think I am very lucky that hub is more romantic than me and he likes to give me pleasent surprises.

Anyway, for all the surprise loving women out there, here's some tips on how to get ur partner to give you more surprises.

1. If you have discovered the surprise, always act dumb. Pretend you don't know a thing. Sure it might give u a sense of "see I know you so well, I know what you will do" truimph feeling, but by being a smartass and exposing the surprise, your man will feel dejected and useless. After some time, they will stop planning surprises for you (since you are so smart, so what for I take the effort to plan. Its going be found out anyway).

2. Always appear happy. Even if the surprise bore you, pretend to be happy. Even if you already know about it, pretend to be shocked and happy.

3. Always thank your man (on the spot) and plant him with hugs and kisses.

4. Tell your friends about it. Post it on FB, msn, blog. And if any of ur friends express envy or any good comments, let them know. This will be a boast to their ego. All men like to look good in front of your friends.

5. Lastly, and also most importantly, give ur man a good love making. Then he will be encouraged to give u more surprises. :)